Written by Ashton Deroy

She got Married in a blood soak dress. He got married on ill gotten gains. Two idiot individualists who had no business making a spiritual commitment to each other. I am sitting in the audience. Lips stitched together, hands tied in the back to my chair.

‘Does anyone in the audience object to this union?” The Minister asks

‘You bet your ASS I DO !” I want to scream out! All I can be is silent. Making this Union a lie by Omission from the very beginning. She never learned to treat her kids with Respect. He never learned to make an honest buck. These people were not suited for each other. In any setting that wasn’t hell. With the minister being None other than Lucifer himself.

‘Two Idiots raised by families of Traditional Religion & Conservative parents have no business making this commitment to one another.”

Instead I sit blankly in a joke of a daze. Waiting for this stupid stuff to be over. This way I can avoid these people. These F**** MORONS FOR … A LONG , LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG time.

Giving my Mom to a con man? One of the worst traumas of my life. Which again makes me say. I don’t care if it’s a wedding, funeral or baptism. Count me out if it is done by Traditional Religion.

If you need to stitch my lips? Don’t invite me. If I need to be locked to a chair? Don’t invite me. If someone is going to use Elements of Traditional Religion? Don’t invite me. If Old sedentary people are there? Don’t invite me. Unless you can hear me out, respect my needs & include me meaningfully? I just don’t want to go. I am ok being alone. You F*** people are insane!

After this day. I Made a sacrifice to my alter and made myself a Promise. I said… If this Idiot Grifter? Hurts the Zombie Bride. I would own his name. There was a Witch in the Wedding and the spell was cast. https://www.instagram.com/p/DZdwzmmRqik/

Just a fun song from Disney + .

DwayneRichardson.ca – Can this debt be re-settled and forgiven? Yes but everyone pays a different fee. As Ursula From Little Mermaid says sometimes you have to rake people over to coals. The contact for the Name debt however. Goes to Ashtonderoy@gmail.com or You can text appointment 613-888-1958. Now Shania Allen takes my communications and she is a bit of a Drunk. Just bare with me.

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