Written by Ashton Deroy

I shouldn’t have the write this. Special ed here to Vegans? You guys are functional adults making your own decisions with dietary freedoms right. I am asking rhetorically I do not need an answer. To make the decision to go Vegan? You are probably doing so over 19 and making your own consumer purchasing decisions. Ok then why does stuff like this happen? Click here for more.

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I can’t believe I am writing this. Here is what you should and shouldn’t do as a Vegan in a restraunt. Cause apparently someone who is considered by some in the public as a creep and a Retard needs to tell you this. here we go:

What to do in a restraunt as a Vegan?

1. Ask about Vegan options. This can include ingredients.
2. ‘Rock the guac.” to quote my Dad.
3. Eat the food to regulate your nervous system.
4. Behave like a regular polite consumer. Frankly if they receive it? You should tip 20% or what you can afford.

What not to do in a restraunt as a Vegan?

1. Sing creepy cult songs in front of the restraunt logo. << Click there to see the creepiest geriatric on the internet. Or widely considered this way.
2. Don’t play Pig crying noises related to Pigs in the slaughterhouse. Trust me when I say? Meat eaters know their meat was slaughtered and raised for it. They don’t need us to tell them. They just know.
3. Don’t preach Veganism. People really did just go there to eat. It’s not your job to play teacher with them. Just be polite and mind your own business.
4. Don’t invade people’s space with questions that prove Vegan talking points. I get that this is an aggressive sales technique to recruit members. However as I said? We have no right to convert people to vegan or Vegetarian. We should not approach this as a cult. It is a Dietary Freedom.
5. Don’t demand a Restraunt convert all menu items to Vegan. The Vegan Utopia is not here. It is not coming anytime soon. The sun hasn’t set on meat eating. Although the times might make it more affordable to quit.

Again if you need this explained to you by someone thought as low of as me? You probably need help beyond a Free to read WordPress blogger with a history of Special Ed. You probably need psychological help. Vegan has probably given you Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. It is important to have a mind that can do multiple voices of reason. Not an idealistic sense for dictating all.

Consider this: Orthorexia nervosa

I will also explain why we need to let go of ideas of Utopia in our philosophical outlook in the next post.