Written by Ashton Deroy
Meet My Hellish friend from Derry. Yes that Stephen King Place where Spirits/Paranormal beings keep trying to eat people with an abstract method of promoting fear. I will call her my Hellish friend from Derry when I refer to her. Cause in real life she is a gigantic Pain in the ass on/off. Right now I am trying to be nice in passing again. Though truth be told I think she still wants to eat me with fear as her seasoning. I am also smoking pot as I am writing this. I dipped into creative writing with little after-thought. I am watching Welcome to Derry on Crave.
(If this description strikes you as not sensitive. Do me a solid? Tell her I am autistic and to stop yelling at me! She has no idea how mich she is pissing me off.) Click here for more.
https://www.bellmedia.ca/the-lede/tv/crave/it-welcome-to-derry/ – Please watch this so we can talk about it. I love it so much! It makes me laugh a lot. I am smoking pot though.
Pitch a scenario for you: We both start near 161 Bridge street before 5:14PM today. My Hellish friend from Derry gets on the bus. I walk to where we are going. We both have to get to 161 Pinacle. I am jogging. She uses the bus. Who gets to destination first?
The truth is I beat the evil etherial demon. I am a pretty good jogger. Even though I literally started getting baked on the journey. I still beat her to destination.
This proves in fact
- Belleville Ontario’s bus is slow
- It is not efficient
- It takes massive times of someone’s day to use the bus to get from one destination to another.
What I will own up to ?
In this experiment I was jogging downhill. I am still impressed with myself. I could of fell. I did not. However I will own up to momentum owning part of my journey. I think up to a variance of 40 minutes. I could beat the bus jogging to my destination in many cases.
For The Love of Belleville. 
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