Written by Ashton Deroy

As a Blogging Commentator Ashton Deroy Consumes News subscriptions.

Imagine you are smoking bongs one day and you open up your paper subscription to see… https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14960255/internet-CELEBRATE-murder-Wesley-LePatner-Blackston.html

Why you anti-autistic Biggots! I mean you Noa Halff Truths. I consume the damn paper!

What did my family say I should do? I had been using the Daily Mail through their subscription. I was instructed as an autistic adult. Start my own subscription, then proceed to cancel after 1 payment. Then Proceed with the argument Daily Mail UK attacks their own Autistic readers. This would be protected by fair Use and actually qualify as a consumer review. Therefore, I obeyed their instructions to craft this narrative.

Dear Daily Mail UK

Please cancel my subscription immediately. I do not think it is wise or intelligent to go after your own audience. Remember that in the case of the News we want something to consume. Not something that points at us and judges us.

If I were within your own borders? I would file a human rights complaint. You went after your own reader. Oh yeah, and they have autistic brain damage. I bet you feel super proud though! ‘Cause you got your class warfare licks in.

In any case, please cancel my subscription. You guys are assholes. I appreciate something to think about in between bong hits. May you burn in hell! Forever fuck you

Ashton Deroy.