Written by Ashton Deroy. Sponsored post with funds pulled from my ass cheeks!

The Free Press. Honest. Independent. Fearless. Also full of bots.

‘In another post, Deroy wore a suit and delivered a faux eulogy for LePatner—or a parody at least, with crying and ironic tear-wiping. “She worked for BlackRock, a company so evil it has been tied to the rising cost of real estate prices and rising homelessness,” alleged Deroy, mistaking BlackRock for LePatner’s actual employer. “Wesley LePatner was a part of a decaying elite and a crumbling society. And we will remember her as a terrible person.”

https://www.thefp.com/p/she-was-murdered-in-midtown-manhattan

Ok so I don’t deny this happening. I played agitator. What happened afterwards? I was attacked by Bot anonymous accounts sent to me by the Free Press. Then I began investigating. If they have 61K Subcribers? Like it shows on Facebook. Why are the engagements usually 23 likes tops? Where are the comments? I mean this is a major News platform that is making people think right? No that would be wrong.

I mean 61K Followers. You are a major News Medium! You are a powerhouse of independent Press. With the following of a small time blog? I call bluff it’s a smoke in mirrors scenario. More proof that the internet press thing your friends pretend they do? Isn’t really real. I know what you are thinking? ‘Ashton Deroy how do you know they are a fake bots centered platform?”

Takes one to know one. Have you seen my 2000 fake followers on Instagram? Click here.

To interpret the data and investigate the authenticity of these followers. 1 question for you. What is my engagement like? Is it abysmal? Not even a fraction of my supposed followers? Like the Free Press I have an inflated sense of importance from the fake currency of attention on Social media. Unlike the Free press. I am not trying to do false Advertising that I am a wildly successful platform. I am not. I am an internet content creator with a limited success and heavy heavy Autism.

Intent of Post: This was a parody of The Free Press. Based on my founded suspicion they inflate their numbers. It’s ok I gave them the hyperlink ad. So technically I am a good person. If you didn’t enjoy this post? Just know that I did. Contact me at Ashtonderoy@gmail.com so I can openly mock you.